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April 28 2017

Actually genuinenly enjoying my customer service job sometimes

uncannycookie:

Customer (calling from Ireland): “Yes hello, I would like to -”

Sheep in the background: *gentle baa*

Customer: “Uh, sorry, what I want to do is -”

Sheep: *slightly more insistent baa*

Customer: “No, not now! -cough- Excuse me. I have a reservation and -”

Sheep: *VERY LOUD ACCUSATORY BAA*

Customer: Arnulf! Please be quiet, I am on the phone! … Sorry, I sincerely apologize on behalf of Arnulf.”

me: “I love and forgive him.”

Customer: “Don’t, he doesn’t deserve it. Anyway, I’m calling about -”

Arnulf: *small, very self-satisfied baa*

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unfugbilder:

Natürlich wird NIEMAND fragen, ob es Satire sei. Weil ich gleich dazu schreibe, dass es Satire IST.

© https://twitter.com/TommiSchmitt

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the-daily-chicken:

I still don’t understand why this has so many notes.

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g0ddess-0f-galaxies:

jumpingjacktrash:

iamleslieknope:

I wanna stick my hand in it but no I do not

something terrible in me wants to flip this table

I want to be doused in this. Just fucking throw all of it on me. I want it.

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did-you-kno:

This is not a spiral. It’s actually a series of concentric circles, but their decreasing size and the misalignment of the checkered patterns convinces your brain otherwise. Source

Trace the circles with your mouse cursor if you’re having trouble seeing it.

More examples of ‘The Fraser spiral illusion.’

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Oh dear

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Doggo is correcto

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congenitaldisease:

A mutant frog whose eyes have grown in it’s mouth.

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